67. HANG TEN
Think you can’t cheat nature? Think again. Hanging toes both defies gravity and slows time.

FOR GOOD MEASURE, 9 THINGS NOT TO DO BEFORE YOUR LAST RIDE

1. GET THROWN IN A FOREIGN JAIL.
2. PEE IN A BORROWED WETSUIT.
3. TOW WHEN YOU COULD PADDLE.
4. LEAVE TRASH ON THE BEACH.
5. BURN A GIRL.
6. WEAR A SPRINGSUIT-AND-BOOTIES COMBINATION.
7. HOOT EVERYBODY OFF A PERFECT SET WAVE AND BLOW IT.
8. OVERSTATE WAVE HEIGHT.
9. CLAIM ANYTHING BY GRABBING YOUR CROTCH AND SCREAMING AT THE BEACH.