MR. QUIET GOES TO TOWN
MAY 7 Derek Hynd interviews Parko: It's a year since Joel Parkinson was the target of far and away the boldest attempted poaching in the sport's history; it's a day before the start of the World Title season; it's a couple of hours since officially moving into his home.
Localism Works
APR. 22 -- There is such infinite dirty pleasure in burning a righteous kook. Especially when it's done subtly, with impeccable style, like a beautifully turned glorietta at the Plaza Del Toros.
Grilling the veggie on the HOT SEAT.
This month we put cover boy Brian Conley under the fire. Will he reveal the secret wave discovery? Will he reveal his oat muffin recipe? Does he surf on a skim board?
AUDIO: The Insider
APR 3 -- Prior to Pat O'Connell writing this years (Surfer Vol. 44 #5) ASP Top 44 Review, the sprite regular foot sat down with good friend--and Surfer senior editor--Chris Mauro to discuss Pat's cohorts on tour. The following audio clips are outtakes from these discussions.
FEB 27 -- A Purist Eye View of Pro Surfing Substance
Water Level: A legendary North Shore lifeguard and bodysurfing pioneer joins an all-star crew on a trip to Indo.
FEB 20 -- SURFER humbles (sort of) Garrett McNamara
THE HOT SEAT: In the past nine months, Mr. McNamara has racked up two of history's best barrels, the first at Teahupoo, and the next an even more impressive death cavern at Jaws. So we decided to grill him.
FEB 12 -- The Hot Seat
We put the residents of the WB networks newest reality TV show--pro surfers all--under the fire.
JAN 27 -- Jaws: Open Season
Surfing into the future during the greatest big-wave session ever.
FEB 6-- HARSH REALM: 50 Years on the North Shore
In a social climate previously lubricated with Primo beer and Mateus rose, acid hits the North Shore, adding new significance to the term "big drop."
FEB 24 -- Keeping Up With Hayeses
The SURFER Interview with Conan Hayes and the Joneses
Professional surfer cum apparel entrepreneur cum photographer and artist, Conan Hayes has made his way through life on strength...
INTERVIEW: Robert "Wingnut" Weaver
APR 1-- "Take a lesson from the Samurai. They never judged the sword. They judged the man. Longboards don't make people assholes. An asshole is born that way."

DEC 2--Do You Have Big Balls?
The Chemistry of Fear. It's all in your head. Really. With hellmen the world over constantly being described as having "serious sack"...
JAN 15--Turning 50--The Bikini VS The Wetsuit
Hot sexy chicks or hot stinky wetsuits, which one has done more for surfing? Get the skinny right here.
Sling Blades
5/7/03 - Fins are the future of performance surfing. You idiots better start paying attention.