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The Hot Seat -- Kala Alexander

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Chris Mauro

While many of you may not be familiar with the name Kala Alexander, if you plan on visiting Hawaii anytime soon you might want to be. Kala is the charismatic leader of Kauai's "Wolf Pack," the most dominant surf tribe in the islands today. So when the surfing world invades Hawaii during the peak winter season, Mr. Alexander is the premier regulator of line-ups. From Pipeline to Pine Trees, he makes sure all visitors are familiar with local customs. Naturally, when Hollywood casting crews came into his town looking for someone to play badass local for the Blue Crush movie, Kala's presence couldn't be ignored. His casting was...well, eventful, and soon he was thrust onto the silver screen. Now the acting bug has bitten (he's pretty damn good, too) and this North Shore enforcer has his sights set on tackling a new town: Hollywood. What better reason to be a guest on the Hot Seat.

So did you have to kick any ass to get a role in Blue Crush?

Nah. Chris Won was already in the movie, and he told the casting people about me after he read the script, so they were actually looking for me. But when I went to read it, I was pretty uncomfortable with the lines they gave me, none of it was stuff I'd say. It was like, "Are you kidding?"

Right. So you wanted to kick the writer's ass?

Nah man, I just laughed. The original script had the football player kicking our asses. But when the director made us take our shirts off, and he saw what kind of physical shape we're in, he realized it wasn't believable. The actor who played the football player walked up with his shirt off and they said, "You know what, here's a card for 24-hour Fitness, give us a call in about three or four weeks."

So they got a little North Shore debriefing?

Well, we just informed them that the way they had it wasn't a real depiction of life on the North Shore, especially since I was playing myself. They actually had to re-write the script right there. That's why in the movie only Chris gets in the scrap with the football player.

Damn...so no ass kicking at all?

Well, I did scare 'em once. After I laughed at the lines the guy told me to pretend he'd just dropped in on me at Pipe, just to see how I'd react. I told him normally I wouldn't say a thing, but for his sake I went nuts, screaming at the top of my lungs, spitting in his face, telling him to go back to the mainland. I must have gone off pretty hard because there were security guys outside and they came running in.

Please tell me you kicked their asses.

No man. It was cool. Then the director said, "Enough, enough, okay, okay. You're in. You got a part...we don't know what it is, but you can calm down now."

Okay. So what did you think of the end result?

I was pretty stoked. I thought it would be cornball at first. Kate Bosworth looked a little too dainty when she first got to Hawaii. But Brock Little started training with her and by the time we started shooting she looked pretty good. It's an entertaining movie.

But c'mon, can the leader of the "Wolf Pack" really go all Hollywood on us?

I hope so. I certainly hope so. Actually right now, Brian Grazer and John Stockwell are putting together a cop series and I might play an undercover cop. Plus, I just tried out for Fast and the Furious II, so we'll see. But I think I could go Hollywood for sure.

Wouldn't you miss home?

Hey, if it goes good, I go home and buy a big piece of home.

What would be your dream role as an actor?

Either an action hero guy or a drug cartel ringleader, and I'd definitely like to do some love scenes with Jennifer Lopez and the rest of the leading ladies like, um, let's see, who else is there?

Hmm...any particular type?

It doesn't matter. White. Black. Yellow. Blue. It's all good. I'll do em all.

- Chris Mauro

What did you think of Kala's performance in Blue Crush?
Go to the Surfermag.com bulletin Board and chat it up.

Reader Comments 
Posted Mon Aug11, 2008, 9:42 PM — By Wokka
Kala you are a thug and a criminal. Beating up that guy in 2004, completely illegal. You should've been charged. Lame ass bully.
Posted Sun Oct 5, 2008, 3:37 PM — By jimo
kala you say you are a pro surfer i have never seen or herd of you winning anything,maybe that is why you are always mad at the world and trying to cause trouble.maybe we will get lucky and you will end up in jail with all the hawian assholes.your bully group the wolfpack won't let others surf your spot,so you clowns shoud be pretty good at surfing there but when ever a contest comes to town you clown lose.your are a bunch of losers.and your all going to lose your sponcers for being total assholes just like makua,he has lost a couple for beating up a kid with boogie board and with a few more letters he will lose more.who do you assholes think you are?you come to the mainland and don't resect us.but if i ever run into you i will put my board so far up your ass it will have to stay there.also you won't make it in hollywood,your too ugly.
Posted Fri Oct10, 2008, 4:27 PM — By Jessica Rosolowich
You say you are the protector of the north shore. but really your a thug and full of s***. Well I hope one day some one will give you a good dose of your own medicine, may be beat the fuck out of you. I hope they put that in Surfer magazine. Well see you out in the water, i'll drop in on you. Are you going to beat up a girl!
Posted Sat Oct11, 2008, 7:09 AM — By STEVE
i saw blue crush. i cried when she won. hawaii was amazing. lunch at the shrimp shack was one of the best meals i ever had. well i should get going now. i gotta get some sleep before i go to work. i worked a 24 hour shift yesterday between 2 jobs.
Posted Thu Oct16, 2008, 2:52 PM — By marcus shepheard
yall are freaking crazy kala alexander is tha man and a bad ass surfer and all you people hating on him are just jealous. and soo wat if he puts some people in their places some people need that. they can't use come to where they have been surfing 4ever and take over and i would do wat he does and bust a couple of heads 2. kala don't listen to hater keep doing you. ill support you heck i may help you
Posted Sat Oct25, 2008, 3:21 AM — By Johnny
To Chris Mauro (Interviewer) - You sound like a little kid kissing the ass of an older bully, which is what Mr. Alexander is - an older (39 years) bully. Why are you so excited to see him "kick ass" Chris? It's bizarre. Kala trains in MMA and fights in the ring fairly routinely, why not buy a ticket? Who knows, if he doesn't get knocked out (which he has been, Google "Kala Alohabrawl" if you don't believe me), maybe you can offer to suck him off after the fight and not just indirectly as you did in this interview. I don't see a 40 year old gang member and ex-con "going Hollywood" anytime soon, unless "Blue Crush 2" is in the works, which seems pretty damn unlikely. Doesn't it seem a bit pathetic for a professional fighter to beat up scared tourists? It's sad. Grow up Chris. I would tell you to grow up too Kala, but you already did (jesus, 40 years old?!) and apparently still haven't changed. If you had, you would have told Chris
Posted Sat Oct25, 2008, 3:42 AM — By Johnny
Continued: to shut his mouth, and that you regret some/all of your poor decisions when it comes to assaulting people in over their heads on "your" waves. If you want to interview a real badass Chris, try looking up Tadanobu Asano, who knocked Kala the f*** out: "After his sempai was defeated by Kala Alexander, Tadanobu Asano requested to fight him. Asano came out in a rage and was a bit wreckless in the opening seconds of the fight. Both men landed some serious bombs but Asano broke Alexander's nose just moments into the fight. Alexander managed to land a few punches that no doubt would have knocked out most fighters. Asano simply walked through them and delt Alexander a vicious beating. It took just 5:54 for Asano to brutally knock Alexander out cold. Pancratium may very well have the native franchise prospect they have been looking for with Asano. It will be interesting to see how carefully management moves Asano's career along. Asano KO 5:54 mounted punches CRITICAL!"
Posted Fri Nov21, 2008, 10:44 PM — By Gerry
Kala is just a low life thug who belongs in jail. He should not be glorified.

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