“Probably Dennis Kucinich
because of all the
candidates I think he’s got
the most soul. ”

“I’ d say Mitt Romney. I heard
Mormons shred. ”

“Hillary ‘cause she’d probably get
caught inside and then I’d have
less competition for waves. ”

“Probably the most charismatic
guy is Dennis Kucinich. Even
though he is landlocked he seems
like a cool guy and I think he’ll
enjoy surfing. ”

“John Edwards ‘cause he seems
like a California boy and he’d
probably be fun to surf with.”

“Barack Obama because he
probably has a better cutback
than Hillary and he definitely
would look way better in a
bathing suit. ”

“Hillary ‘cause we need more
women in the water.”

“Bush,so I could snake him.”

“Hillary Clinton. She might look
good in a bathing suit. I gotta
check out why our old president
had to get outside sources.”